This is a great email I got today from my dad. It kind of reminds me of the Twitter account from @ShitMyDadSays. And the best part is it’s all so true. I love the one about “there really needs to be a sarcasm font,” I can’t tell you how many times my friends have mistaken a joke for me being serious when it’s typed. New rule: A sarcasm font must be in Italics, Bold, Uppercase and in RED! And bad decisions do make good stories, I think everyone knows that from… well let’s just say experience?

Now this is hilarious. A wife was in bed with another man when her husband walked in. Needless to say he was a little pissed. In fact, the guy she was in bed with, Sun Meng, 25, was scared shit-less. Sun jumped out of the bed when the womans husband walked in, once the yelling started he fled to the window. Instead of “taking it like a man” he decided to check out the view from outside. He went out through the window and stood on an air conditioning unit mounted on the wall. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, the guy was completely naked. His junk was hanin’ out for the whole world to see, and believe me we all have seen, and frankly I’m a little disappointed.

Alright, so if you watched the German ad or saw it tonight on the O’Reilly Factor it brings up a lot of questions. I mean, does it go to far? Or is it just plain good advertising. Personally, I don’t know what to think of it. On one hand, I think its good advertising, it’s risqué but that’s what leads to higher sales. On the other hand, it does have some religious connotations. I see where it could be disrespectful to the Islamic religion, but looking at this from all sides, it shows that Muslim women can he hot too. So who knows?

Wow, this was hilarious. It shows you how stupid the whole balloon boy story was in the first place. A group of kids put together a music video, based on the original “I’m on a Boat” song, and to be honest, I liked it a lot more than the original song. The music video was meant to parody the “balloon boy” incident from a little while back.