Today there was an attempted terrorist attack onboard a Delta flight en route to Detroit. A Nigerian man allegedly tried to ignite a powdery substance as the plane neared its destination on Friday in an effort to blow up the aircraft, a senior U.S. counter-terror official told the AP. The White House released a statement calling it an “act of terrorism.”

Only in New York can a guy rob a Taco Bell and then ask for a job application. An armed man walked into a New York Taco Bell and demanded money and a job application, police said, according to MyFoxNY. The man walked in with a weapon and pointed it at the cashier. He demanded the cash out of the register. After getting nothing from the cashier this genius made his way to the managers office to ask for a job application. I guess he figured he could get more by actually working for a living… who knew.

Now this is hilarious. A wife was in bed with another man when her husband walked in. Needless to say he was a little pissed. In fact, the guy she was in bed with, Sun Meng, 25, was scared shit-less. Sun jumped out of the bed when the womans husband walked in, once the yelling started he fled to the window. Instead of “taking it like a man” he decided to check out the view from outside. He went out through the window and stood on an air conditioning unit mounted on the wall. And as if that wasn’t bad enough, the guy was completely naked. His junk was hanin’ out for the whole world to see, and believe me we all have seen, and frankly I’m a little disappointed.

Wow, this one hits close to home. Yes, we have our own breed of douchebags in Orlando. Julie Hubbard was recently arrested for spitting on a cop and making numerous racial slurs. During the arrest, Hubbard was a complete douchebag. She threw out death threats, racial slurs, and even went as far as pissing in the back of the black deputy’s squad car and spitting on him.